Here are some photos of my house.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Time
I wish I had more time to post, but I don't so I just have to get in here when I can. Not much has been going on since we came home. The weather has been ok, not a lot of snow which usually happens. And today it feels like spring, no bite to the air so that is good.
I am looking forward to spring and summer.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Home again!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, October 17, 2008
Kids Say The Darndest Things
These are cute...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A : The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A : The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Friday, September 12, 2008
I think I am getting to serous, here is a little something to make you smile!
Shopping in a local grocery store, two nuns happened to pass by the
beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have a
beer, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem.
She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had an obviously surprised look, so the nun said, 'This
is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and
put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
'The curlers are on me.'
Shopping in a local grocery store, two nuns happened to pass by the
beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have a
beer, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem.
She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had an obviously surprised look, so the nun said, 'This
is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and
put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
'The curlers are on me.'
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